Laser Pizza Cutter

Laser Pizza Cutter
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$29.95
via Amazon

You know what this world needs? Laser Pizza Cutter with Laser-guided pizza delivery. When you order, the pizza place takes aim with their laser-guided pizza cannon and pew pew boom. Your delicious meal is on its way with complete accuracy instead of the delivery guy wandering around your neighborhood aimlessly for 10 minutes while your meal gets cold.